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Saturday, August 8, 2009

What the F#*@ is the Bloated Tick

No Idea. But I do know that the BT exists only in the woods, near the water and close to a pint or 10 of ale. Is it a place, person, thing, religion or lifestyle? Only time will tell. Maybe we are all looking for the BT? Maybe no one cares? Maybe the BT is a crusade? That sounds better!
A crusade in the name of getting dirty and having fun without drama - country style. Perhaps its a gang of Appalachian Mountain men who gather in the woods to blow on jugs and make home woven handicrafts under the cover of night without judgement? Plausible.

I'm thinking The Bloated Tick is more of an all seeing, all knowing being that whispers in your ear - "Hey Asshole its time to get out to the woods and shut down that voice that says you can't"
Yeah that's it.

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